Friday, July 9, 2010

15 things you learn as a poor single bachelor

1. Any color is your color when looking for furniture.
2. Every food becomes tasty, if received without cost.
3. Card-board is great for making sorting bins.
4. Paper clips are great shower curtain hooks.
5. Twine + cut and hooked bent hangers = shoe rack.
6. Twine + hooked bent paper clips = hat rack.
7. “No! Don’t through that chili can away, I can wash it out and use it as a cup!”
8. No matter how full you are, finish the food!
9. When there is no one to talk to, you start talking to your furniture and books.
10. If you hang up all your washed clothes everywhere in the apartment, you can save the dryer quarters for a whole other load.
11. Any job is a good job!
12. Lights? Who needs lights? Turn em’ off, save more money!
13. Toilet paper is on the top ten things to get when first moving into an apartment.
14. Having a church that will keep you encouraged is awesome.
15. Having a God that supplies all your needs, is even better!

3 comments:

  1. Amen to all of these Adam. I guess I must be a poor single bachelor because these don't sound weird at all.
    Glad you are doing well.
    Mrs. B (or Beth now that you are all grown up!)

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  2. I'm not sure if I could make my self say "Beth". Grown up or not, you'res still Mrs. B to me. Maybe when I have kids. Then I'll feel more "adult" like and I'll call you "Beth", :-P.

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  3. Hey, Bud! Just showed this to Tiffani. Had to laugh out loud again at numbers 1, 8 and 10! Love your new background.

    Mom

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